The New Forest is neither new nor strictly speaking a forest. Confused? Short & boring history lesson (if you hate boring history, now is the time to have a look at your kid’s browser history). ‘New Forest’ comes from the time when the area was first designated as a royal hunting ground in 1079 by the infamous William the Conqueror, also lovingly known as William the Bastard. It derives from the Latin ‘nova foresta’, which literally translates as ‘Unwashed: Stay Away’, and which earned it a mention in the Domesday Book of 1086, a survey listing all the land-holdings in England (Let me tell you how it will be/There’s one for you, nineteen for me/Cause I’m the taxman – © The Beatles) And it’s also big! In fact it’s the largest contiguous area of un-sown vegetation in lowland Britain, the National Park area covering 566 km2 (219 sq mi).