Although 2021 was an excellent vintage as far as unpleasantness was concerned, at least we were allowed to celebrate Christmas with our families and close friends again for the first time since 2020. That is if you first shoved a Q-tip up your nose and refrained from snogging under the mistletoe by order of Bacchic Boris Johnson.
None of this will be a problem this blessed year 2022 however. Courtesy of the unions, we’ll be completely unable to travel to any of our families and friends. No mother-in law dropping by, no drunken uncle at the table going off into a detailed description of some of the highlights of his accomplishments during a stay in Tonkin from March to September 1977, followed by a very interesting reflection on the administration of the territory of the Reguibat plunderers of Mauritania, accompanied by a eulogy of the many qualities of the girls of this tribe.
Blessed be the British unions for trying to at least beat the French in one area: striking! (don’t mention the world cup)
Anyway, once the summer ’22 turned to fall, things went into overdrive in the UK. The Queen died but the Queue lived, and Albion entered the Liz “I’m a fighter, not a quitter” Truss timeline. I read in the media that apparently the British were actually governed by a lettuce for 44 days ! After hitting just about every single pothole, banana skin, open manhole and trapdoor that her government possibly could – and adding a couple more entirely unforced errors –just to be on the safe side – the Truss era collapsed in total disarray.
Even by the standards of the last few years, 2022 was a truly bizarre time to be living on this weird island. C’est magnifique. And there was us thinking Brexit and Covid would be the highlights of our last posting before retirement! Ah, yes, on a more personal note, in ’22 Belgian Foreign Affairs accepted that we would stay until summer 2024 in the UK, so I guess there will be plenty more excitement to come!
All that remains is wishing you all a fantastic end of this year 2022, short queues at immigration and a fantastic 2023 !
And if you’ll excuse me now I have a couple of suitcases full of money to deliver to a friendly European member of parliament…